September is here, and 75 more days till the end of the wedding season. Having witnessed nearly 350 blessed unions here at Clos LaChance has certainly given me some insight into the wedding survival business. Here is a list of Kristin’s top 5 things to remember when getting married at Clos LaChance:
5. Hire a veil tamer (or recruit a bridesmaid). Weddings usually start at 6pm, right when the cooling ocean breeze kicks up. Some bride pictures look like stills from an episode of the Flying Nun.
4. No hard alcohol at a wedding. We don’t allow it anyways, but there is a reason why. Heed my advice—unless you want your 14 year old cousin passed out from taking shots of left-over 40 year old malt whisky (which you paid $18 a glass for). Hard alcohol makes people crazy. And destructive (porta-potty tipping anyone?) And stupid….we love charging couples for stolen merchandise after weddings. One shot induced guest stole 15 baseball caps from our tasting room. At $15 a pop…well that’s an extra couple hundy that could have gone to more fun on the honeymoon. Beer and wine is enough.
3. Get a shuttle. The local police have “heard” that weddings let out at 11 from our winery. Watsonville Road is dark and dangerous. Who wants their wedding to be remembered as the party that Uncle Al got a DUI at—or worse, hurt himself or someone else. It may seem like an unnecessary expense, but trust me….its worth it.
2. Use and abuse your photographer and extend the cocktail hour. We have so many gorgeous views at this winery—take your photographer for a little hike. Get some vineyard shots. Don’t forget the courtyard, filled with summer flowers. And the view from the Grand Lawn. There are some pretty interesting trees on property as well that make great pose-worthy photos. Make cocktail hour more like 75 minutes and take advantage of all this location has to offer.
1. Listen to me. I have done over 350 weddings at Clos LaChance. I know how to make things perfect. I know the best vendors too. That’s why they are on my list. Nine times out of ten, when something goes wrong at a wedding it is because the happy couple wanted to do something different and outside of my recommendations. Like when the caterer broke the oven and had to cook all the food on a grill outside. Or when the DJ shorted out the electrical system during the bride and grooms first dance. I have a list of people for a reason—they do the best job here at this site. And I promise you that I am trying to make your day perfect. Not allowing certain things to happen, even if the bride and groom promises everything will be fine, is my job….to protect this facility for years to come and to make your day perfect.
I will do another top 5 list at the beginning of the season….my perspectives of dealing with weddings tends to be a little lighter. J
I do a lot more than weddings….CK Vines and our new bottling business. But this is my focus for the next two months. Happy wedding season everyone!